Vice Style

VICE: What the hell are you dressed as??
Adrian: Tina Turner, but an old woman dressing up as Tina Turner. It wasn't my idea, it was off the TV.

Go on.
It was just fucking Psychoville on BBC and there's this old woman who lives with her son and she's trying to kill some people. She comes in at one point with tights on her head, ping pong ball eyes and her son tells her she has cancer and she's singing "Simply The Best".

Wow. So where did you take this outfit?
We had a party at a friend's house and the theme was old people drag, then we ended up going to a club. It's amazing what a pair of ping pong balls and a pair of tights can do.

Would you do Tina Turner?
Oh, fuck yeah, she's a babe.

How did people react to you juggling your boobs as you were dancing?
Well, I was really fucked and a lot of pictures were being taken considering I was wearing a pair of tights on my head. I was a bit scared going out in Dalston blacked-up too.

Do you like Halloween?
I do, you know. I was brought up as a Jehovah's Witness, so I never got to celebrate any of this. I really liked it.

Does this outfit reflect your normal taste in clothes?
No, it doesn't at all. I will say this, the whole outfit cost about a fiver. It absolutely doesn't reflect my style at all. Who do you think I am? I was wearing slippers, for fucks sake.

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