Drunk as a Skunk in Milan

Posted January 27, 2011 | Comments / 5

Vice Style photographer Santa loves getting drunk, taking photos and partying. Last week while she was in Milan at the menswear shows she did all three at once.


As soon as I got there I headed straight out to a party called Punks Wear Prada, where these pictures were taken. Neither Prada nor punks were much in attendance, but a whole load of male models - all of whom were a foot taller than my female self - were there. One word keeps coming to mind - CHILF!

Eventually, someone found some vodka to take back to the after party, by which time I'd gotten stoned, so that's me asleep. But I later found the guys have been experimenting with photography. On the way home I broke my camera. Funnily enough, I didn't make it to any shows on the first day of the fashion week, later that night we went to Pink is Punk to see Devendra Banhart. For the record, I didn't make it to any of the shows on Sunday either.

When we left we took a bunch of beers with us and even stopped for some pizza, by this stage we were getting pretty drunk and one of the boys showed me a text he sent earlier to someone listed as 'GIRL', it read: "Sorry I peed on you".

By the time we got to whatever lunch party we went to, they had run out of drink, though we found some warm beer and equally warm wine under the table. We decided to mix them to see if that would taste OK. Strangely, it wasn't that bad.

That's another Vice photographer on the left, Lele Saveri.

And his girlfriend Guilia.

By then we were drunk, the DJs were drunk, and FYI Milanese bouncers really don't like it when models take their tops off. Eventually I broke my camera again.

 

WORDS & PHOTOS: SANTA