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Only Death Is Real

Posted January 11, 2011

While most bands love having their picture taken looking their best, metal bands have never really followed that route. Looking tough, dark, or for the most part absolutely ridiculous, as much thought goes into their promo pics as anyone else's. There is little of the pretentiousness of rappers sat around doing their taxes (seriously Raekwon?), or visiting a sick buddy in hospital (nice one, Junior M.A.F.I.A.), or pop sirens doing their best to construct erections for OAPs, but there is plenty of leather, denim, metal, screw faces, hard looks and ridiculous poses to last an eterntiy.

Here are some of my favourite bands in various odd guises.

Comments

  • PaulD

    January 11, 2011 11:56pm

    Is the dude to the right in Bulldozer wearing a weird cross or a Chevy logo around his neck?

  • PaulD

    January 11, 2011 11:56pm

    Is the dude to the right in Bulldozer wearing a weird cross or a Chevy logo around his neck?

  • SF

    January 12, 2011 12:09am

    Ridiculously Awesome!!!

  • milo

    January 12, 2011 12:25am

    Awww. Immortal Dude is looking for his lost Kitty..

  • cms

    January 12, 2011 12:31am

    well i'll be at NAMM this weekend, where the worst of the metal dressers convene every year to try and out shred each other (in the worst possible way) and hang on to that little bit of celebrity that only some balding rep would be able to remember.

  • Tim

    January 12, 2011 03:48am

    Wow.. Dissection looks awesome ... Guy on the right looks like Lionel Richie

  • Korgull

    January 12, 2011 02:41pm

    No Voivod? Hipsters wish they had the balls to be Metalheads.

  • sronpop

    January 13, 2011 11:32am

    Great article, love the Mayhem shots, you HAVE to add in some Old Man's Child shots though, they are too good to ignore

  • @ Korgull

    January 13, 2011 12:25pm

    Are there any shots of DARK ANGEL, POSSESSED or MEGADETH (+ the rest) either? No. Wanna know why? Its called EDITING. Chill.

  • Unicorn

    January 14, 2011 11:57am

    I love the morbid pic!! Three crazed metallurgists and some bloke who looks like he's waiting for a bus... (on the right)

  • Poll

    January 17, 2011 02:09am

    I answered the call of the Wintermoon many a time in my youth. A stack of Manowar photos would have rounded this off nicely. This omission I'm going to chalk it up to laziness rather than lack of knowledge.

  • dagenham dave

    April 23, 2011 08:35pm

    The thing is, Lemmy is funny, cool and a master of rock - see the other wannabes wearing Motörhead t-shirts. Remove Lemmy and his mates and put them somewhere better. Space is deep.

  • mulesing

    January 09, 2012 10:26am

  • sara

    April 10, 2012 06:08am

    I have never seen that morbid angel picture it is so good it needs to be a poster put up somewhere

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