A Girl on Boys' Underwear
Underwear says a lot about a person. In his book The Philosophy of Andy Warhol: From A to B and Back Again, Warhol said, "I would rather watch somebody buy their underwear than read a book they wrote." Underwear, he suggests, is a reflection of character. Personally, I don't wear underwear because mine are always dirty. When I do, they're the crappy £1 kind they sell at Primark. But there you go, I guess that says something about me.
So, to understand a guy, all you have to do is check out his pants. Boxers or briefs, designer or generic, clean or cummy, newly bought or tattered, bought by himself or by his mum—these things all signify something. Recently, I dated a guy who folded his underwear. On paper he was everything I ever wanted: beautiful, unstable, brilliant, self-destructive. In reality, he did things like point out if my eyeliner was asymmetrical and vacuum my bed. The underwear-folder was a control freak and I should have seen it coming.
I’ve always had a thing for guys who wear boxers. I like to be surprised, you know? To me, boxers symbolize a quiet confidence. If a guy's underwear is too tiny I feel like I'm getting mixed messages. Boxer briefs can seem a bit arrogant. American Apparel Y-fronts are a little trendy. Jock straps are too gay. Unwashed suggest a gross-tasting dick. And so on.
With that in mind, please take from these images what you will.
Dave
April 22, 2010 12:23pm
You forgot Marks and Spencer plain white cotton Y-fronts. The best pants in the world. They're not too tighty-whitey, but neatly hold your package in place. Can't abide all of that baggy boxers bollocks flapping against your leg bullshit.
Mavi
April 22, 2010 03:29pm
So this is what's been going on in my bed while I was away??
luke
April 22, 2010 03:31pm
I hate to say it as I'm not into this Karley girl but these pictures are amazing!
Em
April 22, 2010 04:49pm
Your friends are really unhairy
George's Friend
April 22, 2010 08:29pm
Can George be my friend? He's soooooooooo cute!
Aaron
April 23, 2010 01:05pm
baggy all day, hang free like your supposed to be!
obvs
April 23, 2010 02:53pm
Obviously Slutever takes photos of naked young boys...
just wondering
April 24, 2010 06:39am
is armin the male hooker you interviewed once? and can I have edgar's and andy's phone numper pleez?
the quoted
April 24, 2010 02:59pm
These photos are actually really good. MORE
ohthehorror
April 12, 2011 01:10am
How well you know your readers, Vice! lots of girlie boys wearing next to nothing and not a hint of a real dick between them. Soft porn for Vice's needy.